what will you say when someone...

give you a dirty sock? What the fuck.
give you a rose? Thanks!......sexy. LOL
give you a piece of shit? Screw you *splats shit on face*
a stack of exam papers? whee i sell to karang guni
a strand of hair? O....K...A...Y......
a hand shake? Pleased to meet you! *shakes hand back*
a kick? What the fuck *Horse kick back*
a kiss? If it's a girl, uhm..thanks!. Boy: *decapitation move*
a crumpler bag? thanks man!
a Bible? I'll read it. thanks.
a plaster? for what.
a knife? *stabstabstab*
an empty envelope? uhm okay.
new handphone? THANKS!
leftover food? What the fuck?!
new laptop? WOAH THANKS!
a treat? oooohhh..thanks you!
a cane? WOOHOO! *SMACK*

randomly choose 20 people to do this;;
1.Siyin
2.Zhiwei
3.Jingting
4.Jingfen
5.Bernice
6. Alison
7. Zhenghui
8. (i just realised i'm naming all girls O.O) Miaoqin
9. Pei Qi
10. Ruth
11. amanda
12. claudia
AIYAH LAZY